I found this joke to be hilarious and I just had to share!! This is a warning though - it could be a little rude so don't read if you are not into this type of humour...hehehehe
HOW TO STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
HOW TO STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few
seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals,
Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her butt.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered
back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody
do it.'
seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals,
Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her butt.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered
back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody
do it.'
15 comments:
Hi Katrina,
I nearly fell off my chair launging....crude but tooo funny not to share!
CONGRATULATIONS on the sale of your house. I know what you mean about getting a nice rental, some are just down right dodgy.
Hope your weekend without your older boys was nice & peaceful & that they boys enjoyed their weekend away.
Hugs,
Sarah xx
Hello, Katrina! OK, that was funny. Sounds like something that one of our comedians over here would say, Larry the Cable Guy. Are you familiar with him??
Thanks for stopping by! It's very nice to meet you & I hope you'll come back again. Looks like we are both into decorating.
Rhoda
Katrina, Good joke!! Thanks for visiting me, come back soon! Will be sharing your post with some people here!!! See you later, Lori
I love your new banner! Those eggs are so cute! That joke is hilarious!
Hugs,
Laurie
Ooops, just happened to take a great mouthful of my cup of tea when I read the punch line, so funny said she spluttering (not choking) on hot tea. LOL, Rachael
LOL~
Penny
Hi Katrina, that was so funny, I love the blokes names too Bluey and Bazza, can't get more Aussie then that. Your new banner looks wonderful, and to answer your question my boys are almost 13, 11 and 9 and a half. I am sorry to say to that it seems to get harder and more stressful the older they get, due to hormones, and if they are into sport like my lot, very hectic, but I still wouldn't swap them for girls.
Cheers Linda
Oh this is a great one, I got it by email awhile ago and forwarded it indiscriminately...LOL!
I'm an Aussie Humour Fan that's for sure, I liked that one! Good on ya Trina!
Thanks for entering my giveaway
I love that one!!! Too funny!
lol, thank you so much , you cracked me up , I needed that .
LOL! Very funny and congratulations on selling your house!
Manuela
Love that joke, typical Aussie humor! Congratulations on selling your home, how exciting planning a new one!
Hi Katrina, I ooooo needed that 'LMAO' as my daughter would say or text... I'll have to tell my brother in law that one to pass on to the boys at work...
Have a great night
Luv
Sharon
Katrina - I love the new Easter themed header!
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